It’s 5:15am and the warm sun rises gently over Bahia Ballena. The horseshoe shaped bay glistens with spectacular opportunity as the inhabitants of Tambor Beach are nudged to the starting line of what promises to be another amazing day in paradise. Scarlet macaw alarm clocks mingle with howler monkey snooze reminders. Fishermen, dreamers, vegetable vendors, cleaners, children, retirees, and entrepreneurs of all types stretch towards the sun and yawn breath into eager hearts and minds, firing up the engine for adventure which lies ahead. Grateful to have woken up “on the right side of the dirt” as my dear friend Tom often told me. Bursting with gratitude even moreso to have the good fortune to have washed up on this magical beach.

P U R A  V I D A, M A E  🙂

Quick easy access to the sea allows you to roll out the door for kayaking, and some of the safest swimming in Costa Rica. Island hopping, snorkeling, sport fishing, scuba diving – all at your fingertips. Fresh fish daily whether you endeavor to catch them yourself or not. A huge organic market on Saturday mornings is within walking distance at the pier, where Tambor gets the freshest selections (we’re the first stop on the delivery route!). Walks along the beach, yoga classes, local bars and restaurants, and a solid convenience store are all nearby. Iguanas and hummingbirds chill in nearby trees while reading a good book over a cup of coffee as the waves crash in the backdrop.

Had Columbus known better at the time, he would have named this country Cafe’ Rica rather than Costa Rica. The coffee here is rich, flavorful, top-notch. It really puts lead in your pencil. The beer and liquor aren’t bad, either. Pilsen is my favorite, weighing in at 5.1% alcohol content in each can or bottle. Food. Traditional “casado” plates loaded up with “gallo pinto” (delicious rice & bean concoctions), huevos (eggs), queso frito (fried cheese), “platanos maduros” (mature plantains, fried), “natilla” (sour cream/ dipping cheese), “aguacate” (avocado), “ensalada verde” (green salad), and your choice of meat (pork chops with sauteed onions is my personal favorite) fill your belly and carry you through the day so as not to slow the pace of your adventure. Fresh fruit smoothies with either milk or water make a great accompaniment for your casado. If you still want something sweet afterwards, indulge in a “Churchill” or “copo” for a dose of local ice cream and sugar. Always back to the coffee, and eventually the refreshing, ice cold beer.

A nearby country club/ condo community boasts an attractive 9-hole golf course, basketball and tennis courts, and it’s own private stretch of pristine beachfront. Tambor airport (TMU) is directly next to the golf course and runs puddle-jumper flights all over the country, 30 minutes to SJO and LIR, our two International airports. The ferry in Paquera that takes you to the mainland at Puntarenas is a quick 35-minute drive from Tambor. Montezuma, Cabuya, Santa Teresa, and Malpais are all excellent places to visit and they’re all approximately 30 minutes away by car, moto, or quad. If you want to explore these intriguing beach towns to surf, expand your nightlife experience, try new restaurants, etc. they are all within easy striking distance and then you can leave the chaos and come home to the tranquility of Tambor. Your comfortable hammock will still be swinging in the breeze waiting patiently for you here. Neighborhood kids (and a handful of ageless adults) play soccer and beach volleyball whenever there’s an opportunity, while others build sandcastles and gaze out at the sea, birds of prey circling overhead and diving down to catch their dinner. Saucy Ticos dance the night away to classic Latin music, sweating out all the Guaro that has snuck in through the front door. Tambor is my kind of town. Visit and find out for yourself.  Tomorrow is never guaranteed. Pura Vida ~Frank

 

 

My wife and I have lived in Costa Rica full-time now for almost 12 years. Throughout our budding romance with this amazing country, we’ve been equally drawn to the beach and mountain regions. In fact, our proportion of living in PuraVidaVille has almost been split 50/50 between the warm beaches and the misty mountains. 

We lived in the Playa Guiones/ Nosara area for a little less than a year, have thrived in the San Ramon region while enjoying the fresh mountain air and close proximity to San Jose and the surrounding amenities for about 7 years, and have bathed in the Blue Zone sunshine of Tambor for 4 glorious years. 

At this point, we are truly torn between the sand and waves on The Peninsula and the cool breezes and conveniences of the Central Valley. Our lives as a family are equally enjoyable in both locations. So, the best approach for us is to bounce back and forth.

Why be limited to just one amazing equatorial microclimate when you can position yourself to have all that you’ve been dreaming about simultaneously? Having the best of both worlds is a very real possibility, if you focus your energies on making it happen. 

The mountains of San Ramon offer some of the most desirable year-round climates in all of the world, and a sense of civilization amidst the day-to-day challenges of living in a largely undeveloped Central American country. Amenities and modern conveniences are a little bit closer at hand, and top-notch private hospitals are approximately an hour away by car. You’re still living on the edge a bit, but there’s a safety net to catch you if rough and tumble tropical living gets to be a little overwhelming at times. 

San Ramon is the City of Presidents and Poets, and is populated by rural self-respecting folks who are tough and lovable. Stoic farmers who work the land with their hands by day, strumming a guitar and singing by night. Ramoneses will give you the shirts off their backs with a smile and offer assistance to those in need in a Costa Rican heartbeat. Many prized properties in the San Ramon mountains offer spectacular sunset views of the Gulf of Nicoya, the Pacific Ocean, various volcanic ranges, and the rolling green peaks and valleys that are peppered with coffee plantations. 

Our mountain home, for example, offers a direct and awe-inspiring view of the Gulf of Nicoya and the surrounding hills. The sky lights up in bright yellows, burnt oranges, and deep purples every evening as the sun sinks into orgasmic sleep for our part of the world at dusk. During this spellbinding transition, the lights in Puntarenas flicker on, and the stretch of land angling to the dock resembles a Christmas Tree laying on its side for a siesta. The views never get old, even after all of these years. 

On the other hand, Playa Tambor spoils us with the glory of the sunrise over Bahia Ballena every morning. When walking the beach during that time, one feels the sand heat up underneath their feet. The tides talk to you, lapping up to lick your feet with wet promises for the new day. Scarlet macaws streak overhead, screaming out sweet nothings (or obscenities?, lol) to whoever will listen, while Jurassic-looking lizards scramble along the ground like baby dinosaurs. The howler monkeys observe all of this from the treetops, eliciting guttural challenges to creatures and people who they deem to be infringing on their territory. 

Meanwhile, the local fisherman bob in their boats, working to haul in today’s catch. Salty, grizzled seamen who live by a combination of skill, persistence, and luck. Tambor is a tranquil fishing village, and there is a uniquely raw quality to it. The Law of the Jungle is in full force here, which somewhat surprisingly has the ability to both calm and exhilarate a person in the same breath. Don’t expect the buses to be on time with any regularity, or for the stores to have your favorite munchies available on demand. Do expect to be whisked away by hook or by crook to another version of Peter Pan’s Neverland. Tambor even has a crocodile shaped landmass front and center in the bay. Tick tock tick tock…

Most of the folks living in Tambor have checked their urgency at the door and choose to roll with the same natural flow that the tides embody. Perhaps this particularly laid-back approach to life is one of the reasons that the area has been identified as one of the five Blue Zones of the world. By the numbers, people live longer on the Nicoya Peninsula.

Both Playa Tambor and San Ramon de Alajuela have tremendous upside. My family and I are plotting a course to enjoy each location as desire and circumstance dictate. Wish us luck, and know that we are available to assist anyone who is like minded and looking for some insider help in making a similar transition. 

Like the song says, “Time’s A’ Wastin’”. 

Joaquin and Reese – Time’s A Wastin

       

 

Costa Rica snatched the final World Cup spot by defeating New Zealand on June 14, and will be competing in Qatar. The tournament begins later than usual, due to the extreme heat during the traditional summer months in the Middle East. The 2022 FIFA World Cup kicks off on November 21 and concludes on with the final on December 18. Costa Rica plays in Group E along with Spain, Germany, and Japan. Ticos everywhere are excited to watch their beloved La Sele represent the nation! Read more here:

It’s mid-November and the New England Patriots have a robust record of 8-1. Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and their jolly cocksure gang are marching steadily towards what many believe will be yet another Super Bowl appearance to close out the season. Another glittering opportunity for them to shine on the biggest of stages, to hoist The Vince Lombardi Trophy, to spray champagne menacingly yet playfully at each other in the locker room in goggle dripping ecstasy. A chance to print more Super Bowl Champion T-shirts and hats to advertise their teams supremacy in the NFL once again. I can already see the victory parade pumping through downtown Boston with some of the players dancing awkwardly to popular rap music on gaudy floats amidst the falling confetti and cheering masses. I’ve also just thrown up in my mouth. If the seemingly never-ending success of these guys doesn’t make you sick to your stomach, then you’re either A) not a football fan and therefore couldn’t care less, or B) you suffer from a far graver condition and you are in fact, “one of them”… A rabid representative of Patriot Nation, or whatever it is that gaggle calls itself these days. The only thing more disgusting than the Cheatriots winning ways is their smug, cheery, condescending fan base. Ever expecting to win and ever prepared to rub the noses of the fans of other teams in their golden shimmering, chowda-crusted feces. It’s prudent to mention that I’m a New York Jets fan. No, I’m not the least bit bitter. Why would I be? Heck, the Jets DID win a Super Bowl, which is more than can be said of the Bengals, Bills, Browns, Cardinals, Chargers, Falcons, Jaguars, Lions, Panthers, Texans, Titans and Vikings. Why should it matter that Gang Green’s Super Bowl III victory was more than 50 years ago, almost 8 years before I was even born? I’m foolishly optimistic that the New York Jets will win “the big game” sometime before I die. It’ll probably be around the same time that I get struck by lightning while fending off a shark attack with one hand and waving a winning lottery ticket in the other, to be saved by grace at the last possible moment by a flying green and white unicorn. Stranger things have happened. Such as Bill Belichick signing a deal to become the Jets head coach back on January 3, 2000 only to wake up the next day to change his mind and resign from the position and head over to New England. That served as portent of doom for unpleasant events that are still playing out to this day. The Jets had 4 first round draft picks in 2000 and made some solid selections, however they drafted a total of 7 players ahead of Tom Brady, who eventually fell to the Patriots at #199. Fast forward to the second game of the 2001 season where the two teams squared off in Foxboro. Our linebacker, Mo Lewis #57, smashed the Patriot’s starting QB Drew Bledsoe square in the chest and put him out of the game. Bledsoe wound up suffering a sheared blood vessel in his chest and he almost died from it. In waddles his skinny replacement, Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. The Jets held on to win that game, but they didn’t do a whole lot of winning once Brady was at the helm. He led the Patriots to the playoffs that season and starting winning Super Bowls the season after that. The rest is history (yet still agonizingly ongoing). Make no mistake, I recognize that Tom Brady is the best quarterback ever to play the position. There is no doubt that he’s the best QB in the history of the NFL, but I believe I can safely say that most of the pigskin world is beyond fed up with the Patriots winning ways and their arrogant fan base. It would be amazing if Brady would retire at the top of his game and then he and Giselle and the family can move down here to Costa Rica to live in their property full-time. Trade in the physical punishment and the endless demand for new trophy cases for sunshine, surf, tropical drinks, and Pura Vida. Whaddya say, Tom? It sounds tempting, doesn’t it? Their property here in paradise is about a 30-minute drive from our place on Playa Tambor. Awhile back, Giselle was apparently eating dinner at a Montezuma restaurant next to the one my wife and I were dining in, and Tom yank-jumped his daughter off the very same cliff that I tossed my daughter from at Montezuma Falls. It is indeed a small world. Meanwhile, closer to home and only a few sandy footsteps down the beach access road from our house, we’ve got some Patriot/ Red Sox Nation neighbors who are also real estate clients of mine. Now we’re getting to the guts of this article. These fine folks have what my wife and I consider to be the absolute best real estate deal available in the current market. This amazing piece of titled beachfront property is a steal for $599,000 USD and we’re truly shocked that it’s still available. If we had the funds, we’d buy it for ourselves. I’ve speculated that we haven’t sold the property yet because of the New England Patriots flags and banners strewn all about the house. Something that offensive can certainly have a negative effect on potential buyers. After all, it’s only 1 team out of a possible 32 NFL squads who have a fan base. Without considering population density and detailed demographic data regarding each team’s actual fan base, that’s giving these sellers slightly better than a 3% chance that their showing is with someone from the “home team”, thereby isolating roughly 97% of the remaining buyer pool. You also have to factor in that there’s also a huge portion of the population that doesn’t care about sports at all, or have a reactant loathing for anything sports related. Yet banners and flags can be taken down. Perhaps our near misses have more to do with the massive Boston Red Sox logo they have glazed on the thick, tempered glass door that leads to the Roman Senate-sized swimming pool they have behind the house. As you may have guessed by now, I’m also a New York Yankees fan. The swimming pool is spectacular and shaped like a Shamrock, so the owners get points from this stout Irishman on that, but to have to see all of this Red Sox and Patriots sports memorabilia every time I walk through the house with clients is a bit much. This is what really had me thinking about football. In my mind’s eye I can picture these lovely neighbors of ours (they are truly wonderful people) celebrating another NE Super Bowl victory in front of me at the local bar this coming February, and enough is enough. My proposition is this: Anyone who employs me as an agent to acquire my neighbors’ property and closes before February 2nd, 2020 will be given $5,000 in cash from my commission. All I ask in exchange is to be given the tempered glass Beantown portal so I can smash it to smithereens with a sledgehammer. The $5,000 will more than pay for a new, more tasteful, glass replacement door for the new owner and it’s money well spent for me. With this limited time offer, I’m making the sweetest deal on the Tambor market even sweeter. Join me in PuraVidaVille! You can see the amazing property I’m referencing by clicking on this link:

https://risingsun-costarica.realty/listings/property-listing-1rs8283eh-titled-beachfront-home-tambor-629000-usd/

The sun rises strong and warm in Costa Rica this morning. Opportunity brims and spills from a steaming cup of dark roast coffee. Invigoration is eminent and the day is chock full of promise. A refreshing rain falls to cool the air and nourish the world. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Do you like what you see? Does the mirror reflect back fulfillment and satisfaction when you risk a glimpse? None of us are guaranteed tomorrow, and yet we often find ourselves stalling dreams and deep seeded desires in the hopes of a paradigm shift at some unforeseen moment in the future. We attempt to schedule our maximum happiness, as if we are in complete control of the course of our lives. “I will finally make a change and do what I’ve been wanting to do for all these years- after my kids have grown up.” After my mother is settled into the new nursing home and is more comfortable with her surroundings. When I have fewer pets, when I can achieve my full pension, when I have less responsibility…These are all very real and extremely reasonable ideologies and thought patterns. Heartfelt and grounded, the road to your future reality is paved with the best of intentions. What if I told you that tomorrow would never come? What if by the time you have deemed your personal situation to be ideal and perfect enough for you to take action, you’re too old or too sick or too weak or too broke to launch the boat? It is a potential phenomenon which must he considered for an individual to honor their sense of truth. Out of respect for The Self. The author of this blog does not at all suggest that folks should simply shirk their responsibilities or make any rash, reckless rushes to judgment. That would undercut and cripple the point. It’s just that there will always be a reason (a more practical way to say that one is making an excuse…) which pops up and rears it’s ugly head, laughing at you in ironic mockery as you are “forced” to postpone the realization of your dreams. Perhaps the world doesn’t need to be picture perfect all of the time. Put your life under a microscope and scrutinize it to exhaustion. Examine your purpose and cut through all the static which stuns and disorients the soul until all that remains is what is most important to you. That is what all of your time, effort, energy, love, and vital life force should be directed towards. No matter what walk of life you come from, it’s unlikely that you can “have it all”. What you CAN do is pick and choose (within the limitations and constraints which your own life contains, of course) what exactly you want to strive for and work towards. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but if the Romans didn’t commit to construction and creation every single day, the great city would not exist. Complacency and procrastination are the enemies of progress and evolution. Ride the wave of today’s sunrise and harness that strength to search inward and take what might be the first step of many which lead towards your Utopia. Your best version of you. A situation and daily life that beams and radiates happiness, peace, and an unshakable level of satisfaction. It will require a ton of work, but it is worth it. Instead of looking for the light, be the light. I hope to see you around the cosmic campfire soon. “It’s better to burn out than to fade away.” ~Neil Young. Pura Vida!

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It is said that Christopher Columbus named Costa Rica based on his belief that it was a “Rich Coast” from his time and experiences with the land and the people upon anchoring here back in the early 1500’s. The visual, sensual, and interpersonal stimulation that he enjoyed during his time in this amazing country had clearly left a glowing mark on the veteran explorer. Although Columbus never discovered or obtained the abundance of gold and riches that he originally expected to extract from these hills (it didn’t “pan out” as well as Christopher may have liked it to, pun intended), he was certainly on to something special. According to Legend, the locations of the most abundant and profitable gold mines were never revealed to the foreigners by the Old Time Shamans. The Osa Peninsula is rumored to be loaded with gold and there is also a Gold Museum in the capital city of San Jose, so evidence points to the existence of at least a spattering of Leprechaun Pots at the end of Costa Rican Rainbows. In fact, there’s even an abandoned gold mine at the heart of the rural San Ramon de Alajuela neighborhood that my family and I lived in for more than five years when we first moved to Costa Rica. It is still unknown whether this particular gold mine closed because all of the value had been sucked from it already, like the last delicious straw slurp of a golden pineapple smoothie, or if rather the main vein had never been found and the mission was temporarily aborted… No matter how you slice it though, Costa Rica can legitimately be called a Rich Coast for many qualities other than Gold. Let’s stick with precious metals and stones for a moment. El Empalme, the neighborhood in San Ramón de Alajuela where our magical ocean-view mountain home lies, is Chock Full O’ Tropical Bling. The Hills Are Alive with The Sound of Music (singing birds) as well alive with the sights of shining, sparkling objects 💎. When I’d hike with my adventurous daughter and our pack of loyal canines, especially after a very hard rainfall, we would literally pluck chunks of Quartz Crystals out of the mountainside. My pockets were often stuffed to the point of bursting at the seams after one of our “Crystal Walks”, and I’d have to start overlooking smaller scores to save room for the clearest, most colorful finds- like a fisherman throwing back the smallest catches. I’ve always had pretty amazing powers of observation and an uncanny ability to find valuables that are Floating Around the Universe, which then cross my path, and are essentially Up For Grabs. This skill set has undoubtedly passed through into my seven-year-old daughter’s eyes and mind through shared DNA, because she has proven to be quite the archaeological phenom (in addition to countless other blessings and gifts). Violetta is tireless, determined, passionate, and is a natural born explorer. With Our Four Eagle Eyes On Task, very little “Slips Past The Goalie”. My daughter has always been energetically drawn towards special stones, shiny gems, skulls & bones, fossils, etc. and the fevered hunt of discovery in finding them. I’ll be the first to admit that I made a mistake by unleashing the “Jurassic Park” film series (filmed in Costa Rica, by the way) on V waaaaaaay too soon, but she had literally begged me to watch it with her. She loves dinosaurs so much that I made a foolhardy, albeit well intentioned, leap from the cozy comforts and the slow roll of “Barney” and “The Land Before Time” to the intensely terrifying and convincingly REAL gore and guts splattered all of over our living-room by the likes of T-Rex and Velociraptors… Violetta was perhaps two and a half years old… Live and learn every day, folks! These days my daughter is well past her nightmares of Sharp-Tooth In The Cinematic Flesh (We recently went to the movie theater to watch the latest installment of “Jurassic World” together, and V is altogether unfazed) and she’s a truly solid exploration companion. Think Dora meets Indiana Jones meets Tomb Raider. She’s a tough little nugget and we would dig up droves of these precious, magical stones on an almost daily basis. From a metaphysical perspective, the quartz crystal embodies all five of nature’s elements: Earth, Fire, Water, Air, and Aether. Crystals grow deep in the ground yet allow light to pass through. Heat and liquid shape and harden these stones into brilliant crystalline constellations over the years, and many believe that these powerful gemstones are ideal for healing, the grounding and refreshment of energies and chakras, the enjoyment of lucid dreams, meditation, and the enhancement of psychic abilities and experiences associated with the Opening Of The Third Eye. My wife is a yoga instructor, so I’m privvy to the Third Eye concept, but for those of you who may not be, here’s my estimation of it: My definition of the “Third Eye” is that it’s the source of wisdom and potential energy which each person has, and the idea is that this geyser of human potential and capacity for viewing the world with maximum benevolence is centralized behind the forehead. The Third Eye can be tapped or opened through many methods, although deep meditation and a consistent flow of positive energy seem to light a blazing path to this type of enlightenment. Perhaps by the time we’re through, Violetta and I will have so many of these magical crystals that we’ll be using six eyes instead of four 😉 Another priceless benefit derived from these long hikes in the hills is the vast amount of high quality fresh air we breathe in, courtesy of Mother Nature and the power of ancient trees. In Costa Rica, the protection of primary rainforests is taken very seriously. Approximatelty 25% of the country’s land has been set aside as nationally protected nature reserves, national parks, and designated safe zones. The rich oxygen produced by these rainforests and ancient trees is passed on and paid forward to all inhabitants of Costa Rica. Another gift from Mother Nature to Costa Rica is the steaming, bubbly embrace of thermal springs and the detoxifying qualities derived from volcanic mud baths. The thermal springs are all-natural, mineral-rich, and infinitely relaxing. Calgon couldn’t take me away into bliss nearly as deeply as these clear liquid lava pools do. Truly remarkable the affect a soak at one of these amazing Hot Spots has on the human body. They steam stress and tension out and up towards the heavens. Bathing in volcanic mud is a messier endeavor, but volcanic clay is known to suck impurities out of human skin and to tighten pores over time, which makes it more difficult for toxins to enter. Volcanoes are fairly abundant here in paradise, so your “au natural” spa treatment is right around any one of several winding mountain roads. Last but certainly not least, the riches bestowed on us from The Ocean, The Sand, and The Sun are of paramount importance. Beach sand is warm and walking on it barefoot drains the positive ions out of your body through the feet, while absorbing beneficial negative ions into the body. This phenomenon is called “Earthing”. A person is truly “grounding out” the electrical charges that have built up their body when they “Earth”. The ocean needs no introduction, but the salt water cleanses and heals the body while you swim away your stress and leave your worries behind. The Sun provides human beings with a daily cache of Vitamin D, which is essential for the enjoyment of optimal moods and overall happiness. Seasonal Affective Disorder is REAL, you better believe that. Gray skies and a lack of sunshine have been associated with higher rates of depression, and that should come as no surprise. I lived in Buffalo, N.Y. for over fourteen years before moving down to Costa Rica full-time, and I can testify to the difference I felt from the moment we stepped off the airplane at SJO. Don’t get me wrong- I Love New York and Buffalo is very special to me, but being encased in gray skies for most of the year is a recipe for tough sledding for many humans… Sledding leads me to snow, and now I’m sliding away from my point in an avalanche of memories formed from ice and winter madness… The Sun is Our Friend. In Costa Rica, we have the Good Fortune of being able to spend a lot of time with our Blazing Buddy. In Buffalo, he was the equivalent of that cousin you love but only get to see during Summer Vacation. Vitamin D is on tap here like an IV Drip Of Golden Rays Into Your Soul. Columbus was correct in identifying Costa Rica as a rich coast. Riches are determined by the quality of one’s life, not by the digits displayed in one’s bank account.